Chapter 1.1

I don’t know why I thought I needed to introduce myself to a book, but here we are nonetheless.  Whatever.  Don’t judge me.  Not that you would because you’re a book, but I digress.



There are days that you just know are going to change you forever.  College graduation, your wedding day, the birth of a child, you get my drift.  Well, today was not one of those days and I was doing what I have done every days for the past 30 years — lay on my grave and watch the clouds.